the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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