You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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