More tranny stories later!
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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