Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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