mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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