Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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