Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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