Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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