U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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