doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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