dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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