what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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