The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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