OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
two words...techno handjob
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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