So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It's shark week go big or go home
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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