You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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