Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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