No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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