He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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