OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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