You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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