Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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