in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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