I love black thongs
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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