Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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