i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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