phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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