Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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