its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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