There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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