We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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