Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
