it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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