Im at strip club and am horny
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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