Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Just fell off a train. Bad.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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