nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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