As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Please don't give away my fajitas
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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