just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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