god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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