Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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