the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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