So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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