I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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