i jhust puked up my retainher.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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