It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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