now i know why i became what i already was.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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