I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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