idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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