So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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