he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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